Crafty Lil Devil

I was looking online tonight for some jokes that I could tell in our office. I work in an orthodontic office and I told a few jokes last week to some of our patients and thought it would be fun to learn some more kid-friendly jokes.

Here are a few I learned and a few my dad told me when I was little:

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

What do you kill a walk with?
A walk-swatter.

What do you call a frog that can cook?
Betty Croaker.

What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.


What was the pirate movie rated?
ARRRgh!

What's in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jellybutton.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.

Anybody have any more kid-friendly jokes I can use?